And the Award Goes to...

It was another eventful night at the Academy Awards, as Madison won the treasured prize for "Best Supporting Actress," shocking Hollywood and the media, as until tonight, no one had actually realized she was even nominated. Madison's acceptance speech was short, and didn't contain many consonants. She closed out her speech with a gracious "dank doo" and ran off with the coveted statue in order to stuff it into her crib to go night-night with (alongside her other stuffed toys).

I promise you, some of the other Academy Award winners will be doing the very same thing tonight.

When asked what she would do with it, her parents said it would probably go inside her toy refrigerator or inside her big dollhouse nearby the sofa.

Madison won this award, no doubt, because of her supporting role around the house. Take today for instance: plenty of toys to play with in the driveway. But Madison wants to grab the broom and sweep. She's a little worker, and no doubt the Academy has been paying attention (which is somewhat disconcerting).