The Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things

Good day! It is with deep pride and satisfaction that I speak to you today as a longstanding member of the Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things. The year has been a good one thus far for the society, as there has been reported a steadily increasing amount of things placed thoroughly upon other things, for the benefit of all involved. Hear, hear!

According to our records submitted to our current staff secretary, the Lake Lanier Chapter of our organization has been quite diligent in its localized effort of taking all sorts of things and vigilantly placing them upon other things.

But I should warn you, this is not time to be complacent. Though great care has been taken in these labors, I must concede that there is quite a bit left to do. No, there are still many things, and I cannot emphasize this too strongly, not on top of other things. I myself, on my way home today, saw a thing that was not on top of another thing in any way.

Shame indeed! But we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thing that was not on top of another thing, our society would be nothing more than a meaningless body of people that had gathered together for no good purpose.

But we flourish. This year our Lake Lanier members and the various organizations affiliated to our Northeast Georgia branches put no fewer than twenty-two things on top of other things. Well done all of you! You have demonstrated determination, deciding it is worth it to finish what you've started!

As you can see above, this afternoon, our newest member, Madison, started her day the best way possible by placing – and here I do not exaggerate – one smaller thing on top of another thing. Keep an eye on her, as she no doubt has a future in our great membership. Here is our next generation, as our royal society looks to the future!

Now we have not been without critics this year. Some might say that all of this is a bit silly, really. To which I say… uh…

Well, I suppose it is a bit silly. What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense?

Right. Okay, meeting adjourned forever!