I've Seen the Saucers

UFO SIGHTING

CLASSIFIED

(Tuesday, May 31st, 7:11 pm)

As Madison and Daddy were sitting down on the couch tonight, we noticed something very unusual outside the great room's window. As you can see above, the phenomenon is something real and not visionary or fictitious, in the shape of a disc, metallic in appearance and as big as a man-made aircraft. We submitted by fax our evidence, but the government has said it's probably some meteorological, astronomical or natural phenomena. Madison and I saw it though, and know what it really is: they're just covering up the facts like they did in 1947 in New Mexico!

I did not alter this photo in any way, by the way. It is in black and white with the definition turned up a bit. I'll leave you to guess what it really is. Is it a UFO?