Saturday, July 24, 2010

Brush Your Teeth and Stay Safe

Madison brushes her teeth often, especially after watching Mommy or Daddy do it. She even flosses! I think her favorite part may be the spitting, though! Madison is modeling our behavior, which at least in this case is a good thing. She enjoys brushing her teeth - which gives Mommy and Daddy great comfort. After all, the Cavity Creeps are always looking for a way into Toothopolis. If you listen carefully, you can hear their demented war cry: "We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth!" But Madison is as good a member of the Crest Force as any, because with several quick swipes of her Cinderella toothbrush, Toothopolis is now saved once again!
Of course, the battle rages on. You have to stay sharp as incisors if you want to keep Toothopolis safe. Those Cavity Creeps are always lurking. Hanging out with them is worse than getting a root canal. I'm sure their favorite hymns are "Holy, Holy, Holy," and "Crown Him with Many Crowns." That's why it is engraved on the Wisdom Tooth on the Eastern Wall of Toothopolis:

BRUSH YOUR TEETH
AND STAY SAFE.

Speaking of which, do you know what they give dentists at award ceremonies? A little plaque.


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