Friday, April 11, 2025
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Thursday, April 10, 2025
Dying Eggs
Ah, the lovely ambience of the local gas station! |
Free gas station pizza! |
Mom and Maddie made these tasty cupcakes for tonight! |
Interesting eggs tonight! We used egg-wraps, the spiral tool, and traditional egg dips. |
Mom did this interesting gold one with the bunny stickers. Fun fact: those bunny stickers won't stick by themselves. |
Maddie did this one that looks like a sunset over the ocean. |
This is the one I did, per Mom's request. She always likes this one. |
The dyes were cast |
Wednesday, April 9, 2025
Promposal
Tuesday, April 8, 2025
Ain't No Thing
Okay, this was kind of a funny moment. The nearby Chinese restaurant has an online ordering system, and there are a few misspellings here or there, and the appetizer here listed at $9.95 is singular, as you can see. It just says "CHICKEN WING." So when you order this appetizer, are you getting a plate full of chicken wings, or is it exactly as advertised, a singular chicken wing? Is it a really big chicken wing? This was the big discussion at the office, of course, not terribly long of a discussion and mostly for laughs.
Monday, April 7, 2025
At School's End
We have a portable sauna now, and today we actually gave it a try. I'm not going to lie - it's a little funny-looking, sitting there with your head popping out of this big black box thing, the only purpose of which is to make you sweat a lot. I don't know much about saunas, but I know there's one in "Frozen" and "The Lemon Drop Kid" has one with a bunch of heads sticking out in just the same way. I also know now that apparently there are toxins that come out with this previously mentioned sweat, and therefore this sort of thing is a healthy habit. So there's that. Anyway, I set it up and Mom and I took turns sitting there and sweating!
Which wasn't too bad, really. We have a few health center tools in the house now. Of course, there's the treadmill - I was moving forward towards the next badge this morning, all while watching "Tombstone" on the television set down there. We also got something in the mail today, something Mom ordered, a vibration plate unit that is supposed to be good for bone density issues, amongst other things. We'll try that one out too.
Maddie was at school today, back to work again. She's only got something like twenty days to go, and that's coming up fast. Wow. Hard to imagine. School's End.
Speaking of which, tonight we watched "At World's End," another chapter in the Pirates movies. Maddie did have some homework to do as well, some calculus. Only twenty more days, Maddie... you can do it!
In other news, we got squirrel 96, and we had some free points at the Race Trac, so I think you know where this is going: We were off for a multi-purpose trip, dropping off the squirrel and getting ice creams for the three of us. There is this watermelon sherbet there, and with all kinds of toppings, it's delicious! And ... it was free! It's been a while since we took the ol' "squirrel and an ice cream" trip.
It was a late night, so we didn't get to our reading. These pirates movies are pretty long! But I did manage to write this skit for Sunday, something I thought would be fun to have set to music and acted out while the voice sang the verses. Here's the song, and the script below:
KidPak Adventures: Exodus
Pharaoh said “No!”
CUE TRACK: 1 MARKETPLACE (end at 1:03)
PHARAOH is at CENTER STAGE, with WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA behind.
CUE SLIDE: “EGYPT”
MOSES enters STAGE RIGHT
[intro]
Back in the day
the Pharaoh had his way
That is until he saw a man come
up to him and simply say
CUE TRACK: 2 Pharaoh Said ‘No!’
MOSES gestures as if talking to PHARAOH
[chorus]
Moses said, "Let God's people go.
You can't keep slaves you know."
But Pharaoh's heart was hard and so
His answer here was "NO!"
PHARAOH, WYATT, BRIELLE, and VICTORIA taunt and do a happy dance around MOSES
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no! OH NO!
MOSES looks disgusted as he exits STAGE RIGHT
MEGAN and EMMA enter from STAGE RIGHT AND STAGE LEFT, each holding a sign, one reading PLAGUE ONE and the other reading PLAGUE TWO.
CUE SLIDES: PLAGUE ONE and PLAGUE TWO when mentioned
As PLAGUE ONE is mentioned, MEGAN hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign. As PLAGUE TWO is mentioned, EMMA hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign.
MEANWHILE, PHARAOH, WYATT, VICTORIA and BRIELLE react to PLAGUES (looking frightened at river of blood, looking horrified at imaginary frogs all around).
[verse 1]
And so the first plague came in like a flood
The Nile river was turned to blood
The second plague, it was no dud
Thousands of frogs hopped from the mud
PHARAOH gestures to MOSES off STAGE, and MOSES returns.
[pre-chorus]
So Pharaoh said, "Come back!
Let's sit and talk this through.
Moses, cut Egypt some slack,
What can I do for you?
CUE SLIDE: “EGYPT”
MOSES gestures as if talking to PHARAOH
[chorus]
Moses said, "Let God's people go.
You can't keep slaves you know."
But Pharaoh's heart was hard and so
His answer here was "NO!"
PHARAOH, WYATT, BRIELLE, and VICTORIA taunt and do a happy dance around MOSES
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no! OH NO!
MOSES looks disgusted as he exits STAGE RIGHT
MEGAN and EMMA enter from STAGE RIGHT AND STAGE LEFT, each holding a sign, one reading PLAGUE THREE and the other reading PLAGUE FOUR.
CUE SLIDES: PLAGUE THREE and PLAGUE FOUR when mentioned
As PLAGUE THREE is mentioned, MEGAN hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign. As PLAGUE FOUR is mentioned, EMMA hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign.
MEANWHILE, PHARAOH, WYATT, VICTORIA and BRIELLE react to PLAGUES (scratching itches all over, swatting away a swarm of flies).
[verse 2]
And so the third plague came, it wasn't nice
The Egyptians had all kinds of lice
The fourth plague after was no prize
For buzz, buzz, buzz were swarms of flies
PHARAOH gestures to MOSES off STAGE, and MOSES returns.
[pre-chorus]
So Pharaoh said, "Come back!
Let's sit and talk this through.
Moses, cut Egypt some slack,
What can I do for you?
CUE SLIDE: “EGYPT”
MOSES gestures as if talking to PHARAOH
[chorus]
Moses said, "Let God's people go.
You can't keep slaves you know."
But Pharaoh's heart was hard and so
His answer here was "NO!"
PHARAOH, WYATT, BRIELLE, and VICTORIA taunt and do a happy dance around MOSES
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no! OH NO!
MOSES looks disgusted as he exits STAGE RIGHT
MEGAN and EMMA enter from STAGE RIGHT AND STAGE LEFT, each holding a sign, one reading PLAGUE FIVE and the other reading PLAGUE SIX.
CUE SLIDES: PLAGUE FIVE and PLAGUE SIX when mentioned
As PLAGUE FIVE is mentioned, MEGAN hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign. As PLAGUE SIX is mentioned, EMMA hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign.
MEANWHILE, PHARAOH, WYATT, VICTORIA and BRIELLE react to PLAGUES (looking grossed out by imaginary dead cows, looking horrified at their own skin).
[verse 3]
And so the fifth plague came like a battle
A pestilence struck all their cattle
The sixth plague hit Egyptian soils
Every person there had icky boils
PHARAOH gestures to MOSES off STAGE, and MOSES returns.
[pre-chorus]
So Pharaoh said, "Come back!
Let's sit and talk this through.
Moses, cut Egypt some slack,
What can I do for you?
CUE SLIDE: “EGYPT”
MOSES gestures as if talking to PHARAOH
[chorus]
Moses said, "Let God's people go.
You can't keep slaves you know."
But Pharaoh's heart was hard and so
His answer here was "NO!"
PHARAOH, WYATT, BRIELLE, and VICTORIA taunt and do a happy dance around MOSES
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no! OH NO!
MOSES looks disgusted as he exits STAGE RIGHT
MEGAN and EMMA enter from STAGE RIGHT AND STAGE LEFT, each holding a sign, one reading PLAGUE SEVEN and the other reading PLAGUE EIGHT.
CUE SLIDES: PLAGUE SEVEN and PLAGUE EIGHT when mentioned
As PLAGUE SEVEN is mentioned, MEGAN hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign. As PLAGUE EIGHT is mentioned, EMMA hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign.
MEANWHILE, PHARAOH, WYATT, VICTORIA and BRIELLE react to PLAGUES (looking fearfully upwards, and running about to avoid getting struck by imaginary hail, pointing and looking very scared at imaginary locusts swarming all over).
[verse 4]
And so the seventh plague came without fail
Egypt was smashed with lots of hail
The eight plague had a bad focus
As their crops were eaten by locusts!
WYATT, VICTORIA and BRIELLE beg and plead with PHARAOH
[instrumental]
CUE SLIDE: “EGYPT”
PHARAOH gestures to MOSES off STAGE, and MOSES returns.
(here we go again!)
[chorus]
Moses said, "Let God's people go.
You can't keep slaves you know."
But Pharaoh's heart was hard and so
His answer here was "NO!"
PHARAOH, WYATT, BRIELLE, and VICTORIA taunt and do a happy dance around MOSES
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no! OH NO!
MOSES looks disgusted as he exits STAGE RIGHT
MEGAN and EMMA enter from STAGE RIGHT AND STAGE LEFT, each holding a sign, one reading PLAGUE EIGHT and the other reading PLAGUE NINE.
CUE SLIDES: PLAGUE NINE and PLAGUE TEN when mentioned
As PLAGUE EIGHT is mentioned, MEGAN hits PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign. As PLAGUE NINE is mentioned, EMMA does not hit PHARAOH and/or WYATT, BRIELLE and VICTORIA with sign, but rather holds up the sign with a sad face.
MEANWHILE, PHARAOH, WYATT, VICTORIA and BRIELLE react to PLAGUES (looking as if they are blind, arms extended and feeling around – and then when the final plague is mentioned, they drop to their knees in defeat).
[bridge]
And the ninth plague came, and rather stark
All of Egypt was left in the dark
The tenth plague left them torn
For that night they all lost their first born
MOSES returns as EGYPTIANS are on their knees
[emotional sad]
No, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no… Oh no!
CUE SLIDE: “EGYPT”
MOSES gestures as if talking to EGYPTIANS.
[chorus]
Moses said, "God's people are blessed.
And you have failed the test.
Pharaoh's heart was sad. He had been bad.
So his answer here was... "YES!"
MOSES exits STAGE RIGHT. EGYPTIANS exit in different directions, except for PHARAOH, who is alone on stage, moving from left to right with exaggerated sorrow.
[instrumental]
[outro]
What's the moral of this story?
The point of it I'd say?
Just listen to God. Do what is right
and make good choices each day!
PHARAOH shakes his head sadly and exits STAGE RIGHT, moping.
[end]
FADE LIGHTS.
Sunday, April 6, 2025
Sunday Exodus
Fun day today at KidPak! We started our series "Exodus" once more, and it's a shorter version of it, but it will still be a lot of fun. This morning we talked about Moses and the Burning Bush, about the big moment where God tells Moses to go and set His people free. We had our usual fun with games and a great message from Pastor Tucker, but also a pretty fun skit with three of our cast members dressed as cows, mainly because the sheep costumes are in Braselton. It was actually a lot of fun, as the cast members added quite a bit of energy to the morning. Maddie took pictures as she usually does, and shared those at the church's website - but here are just a few from this morning's service, which went really well.
Saturday, April 5, 2025
Pirates and Onion Jam
We're looking forward to Pirate Night on the upcoming cruise, so in that spirit we started watching the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movies again this evening, beginning with the first one of course, which is pretty much the best one. But we enjoyed all five of them, and that will probably be the set course over the next week or so as we navigate these well-charted waters.
It was a good day today, although another quiet one. We started out with Team Edge practice, of course, where the team is getting more and more in synch with weapons and movements. Speaking of which, we ordered Maddie a new sword today, a bit pricy but well-deserved. Hopefully it'll get here long before the upcoming team competition so she has time to practice with it.
This morning she was doing well though, as was the rest of the team. They were also training up the junior team members, a new squad of much younger students ready to perform at various events. It should be fun to see the two teams doing their thing.
We got home and Mom had a really nice brunch prepared. I picked up some gluten-free English muffins for her, and we had hash, English muffins, and eggs too. The stand-out was some of this jelly we picked up yesterday: Vidalia Onion Jam. I've been looking for this jam a long time, and was super happy to find it at the Blueridge Honey Company Thursday, so yeah, I got a jar of it. Mom and I tried it out today, and we both really liked it. It is surprising to have onion as a jam, but it's actually really good. We had a nice brunch together this afternoon.
After that, it was time for some work. There were a few things we did online, such as order a sword and get things more lined up with documents for the cruise. We did a few other online things before I just got tired of working on a computer and decided it was time to get outside and enjoy this day. It was getting cooler later on, which was good because it was pretty warm mid-afternoon. Mom and I were out there leaf-blowing and putting out more mulch and clearing out areas of the garden. It's looking better and better as we move on. Tomorrow we get a lot of rain, but maybe Monday we'll get back to it.
While we were working outside, Maddie was on a video phone call for over three hours. True story. She's got a little get-together with this individual next week - he asked if they could meet up for lunch next Saturday. Maddie's looking forward to that, and then heading over to his place where his parents are afterwards.
Anyway, moving on! Beyond that it was time for our movie, which of course was "Pirates." After that we had a little time to read. Tomorrow, we'll finish "Maskerade," and move on to the next thing. We said our prayers tonight, and got to sleep quickly - it was time to sleep, so we could get up early for church.
Friday, April 4, 2025
Phantom Movie
Last day of Spring Break! We had a decent day, a quiet day too, certainly when compared to all the action of the last few days. In fact, I was pretty worn down the entire day. Still, the show must go on as they say, and there was a service to plan for this upcoming Sunday at KidPak. I got right on that at the office, and can't do anything without Mom's help. She was there for a bit, gathering costumes and working hard to help things get going for Sunday. It'll be a good day, the start of our series "Exodus," and a return to that story from the Bible. Earlier we had watched "The Ten Commandments" in honor of that, and soon we'll have to watch "The Prince of Egypt," particularly with the passing of Val Kilmer recently. Along those lines, on the treadmill I started watching "Tombstone," just because it is one of the top five western movies ever made, right? Maddie will have to watch that some time.
In the meantime, tonight's viewing was "The Phantom of the Opera," at least the musical movie. None of us had seen this before, the movie version of the play that wasn't too bad. The music of course is really good, and I'm fairly close to having the entire first act of it memorized as I listened to it so often back in the day. Self-control had me not singing along the entire time and annoying everyone about that! So the reason for the viewing was our recent Discworld book that we're reading, "Maskerade," which we're nearly done with. We read some from that tonight, and I think we'll actually be done with the book tomorrow. I would have finished tonight, but I was so incredibly tired that I was falling asleep while reading it out loud. Have you ever done that before? It's such a surreal thing reading a book out loud and falling asleep while you do that. Maddie's like... ? And I sort of return and say, "Ya know? I think maybe we take a break here and finish up tomorrow?"
Anyway, we enjoyed the movie. Still like the stage production better, of course, although there were certainly some things the movie was able to do better. The nostalgia of that time, the hugeness of the stage production in its initial run - it all seemed so important then. It was like "Hamilton" a few years ago, where only the most blessed had tickets to see this production, and if you saw it in London or Broadway you were incredibly fortunate. We did see it back in the day, and in fact I saw it a few times in person. Maddie has not, but I do think she will inevitably see this play should it come around again.
It was a sunny day today, and it's really warm out there - nice weather! Although I think it's supposed to get colder again soon? Spring weather up and down. But wow, we sure did time things right with our trip. Thank you, Lord!
So what did Maddie do today on her last day of Spring Break? We mentioned going to taekwondo, of course. Maddie spent a good bit of sparring. She sometimes really likes it, other times not so much. Let's just say it's "hit or miss." See what I did there?
Anyway, it was a good day, and an early sleep for me, at least. We'll sleep in a bit tomorrow, but there's taekwondo, and maybe some other things tomorrow night to do. We'll see you then!