Tuesday. It's a day of piano practice - Madison caught up this week, and has done rather well there. She's chosen as her recital song "Oh, Susanna," which is actually a bit more difficult than it seems at first. The finger work for her there is a bit challenging. But class was fun as always. Things are really picking up lately, but the kids are up to the challenge.
Here's a snap Daddy took during class. We've been taking the iPad with us to class lately, and it has turned out to be immensely helpful. We're recording songs and how they should sound, so that when we play them we have somewhat of a goal. There is a music CD, but it is a little more difficult to match. But with the recording, we have Mrs. Pam right there in the house to show us the melody.
Tonight was part two of our auditions for the play, so Daddy missed "Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D." with Mommy. She watched it on her own. Actually, Daddy missed a lot of time with Madison too. The auditions took a while, but we have our cast largely nailed down. We just have one or two players left to cast, and we're done with that.
Madison had homework, and watched some "Monsters High" on DVD. She's in for a surprise at Christmas with this theme - actually there's a lot going on with that theme from her cousin Hannah. There's a lot of dolls coming Madison's way, which is exciting to see.
But now, it's time for some rest. We've got a big day tomorrow. We've been listening to "Boo to You" each morning on the way to school, and other songs like "The Monster Mash," but soon that will change to Christmas music - because Halloween is almost here, and when it's over at midnight, we suddenly start singing Christmas carols!
Speaking of Christmas, here's the amazingly rough draft of the Christmas drama that Daddy wrote last week. It's not too bad to start out with, and pitched "as is," it seemed to fit the bill for what was needed.
HOLLY
Big start to the
production: "It's a Hard Knock Life"
After choreographed musical routine,
music still remains, and focus shifts to one of three montages:
MONTAGE
#1 in HARD KNOCK LIFE
Cut away to ribbon cutting ceremony. Flash cameras
take pictures of MARV and BLANCHE. She is holding a big pair of
scissors, about to cut a red ribbon hanging in between two
stanchions. MARV steps up to microphone.
MARV: "We want to thank
you all for being here..."
BLANCHE butts in.
BLANCHE: "...because without your precious
donations, this shiny, sparkly new orphanage wouldn't be here."
MARV: "Yes. And
we are so proud..."
BLANCHE: "...to take more
donations! It's the Christmas season, so why not think of the least
of these, those poor orphans!"
MARV: (to BLANCHE, away from
microphone) "Don't push it too far, Blanche."
BLANCHE: (to MARV) "Shut your howling screamer, Marv. It's
the season of giving, and our season of taking! The only thing shiny
and sparkly around here will be all the jewelry you can buy me when we sell
those donations!"
BLANCHE laughs
PRESS CORPS: "Oh, just
look how happy she is for those orphans."
BLANCHE stops a moment, and looks at the
PRESS CORP person oddly.
BLANCHE: "Orphans?"
CAST IS QUIET A MOMENT, expectant.
BLANCHE: "I LOVE
orphans!"
BLANCHE laughs some more as cameras take flash photos, and
lights fade to next montage.
MONTAGE
#2 in HARD KNOCK LIFE
SECRETARY and STEVE are standing there, with SECRETARY
straightening his tie.
SECRETARY: "Sir, the
dedication of the new orphanage is going on right now."
STEVE: "Here I go, late
again. Whoever said this was the most wonderful time of the year was
way off - it's the most BUSY time of the year."
SECRETARY: "Sir, just a
thought, but perhaps next time you should leave earlier."
STEVE: "Perhaps you could
tell me to leave a little earlier."
SECRETARY: "Perhaps I
did, sir?"
STEVE: "Perhaps you
should be a little more forceful then."
SECRETARY: (flashing anger) "Then perhaps you should get your bottom in
gear right now, sir!”
STEVE looks at SECRETARY, slightly
shocked.
SECRETARY: "Something
like that, sir? Was that okay?"
STEVE (stunned): "Uh...
yes. That's just right."
STEVE reaches into jacket pocket, and pulls out a golden watch,
gazing at it a moment.
STEVE: "Catherine, this has great value, but
I'll be glad to donate it to a good cause. Still, I will miss it
terribly."
SECRETARY: "I know what
it means to you sir. Letting go can be tough. Now
move."
STEVE: "What?"
SECRETARY: "Move!"
SECRETARY pushes STEVE along, out of
spotlight, ending montage #2.
MONTAGE
#3
HOLLY and SABLE are at a
church. Maybe in front of a pew with a podium nearby?
SABLE: "Christmas time is
almost here!"
HOLLY: "You're right, but
I don't know. Something's missing."
SABLE: "What are you
talking about?"
HOLLY: "Well we've
already done everything you're supposed to do at Christmas time."
SABLE: "You saw the
lights at Lake Lanier?"
HOLLY: "Yeah, and we saw
that living Christmas tree production too."
SABLE: "Did you see the
Christmas Village with all that fake snow?"
HOLLY: "We even rode on the Pink Pig at
Lenox! I don't know. This year, I'm just not feeling
it."
SABLE: "Well maybe it
will snow this year. That will cheer you up!"
HOLLY: "No, the snow
would just shut things down. Nobody can drive anywhere!"
SABLE: "Don't be
silly. Georgia is always ready to handle snow here!"
END MONTAGE #3, wrap up song?
SCENE 1B
SCENE 1B, after song dramatically
concludes.
BLANCHE: "Break it up you
little worms!"
CLUTCH: "But we were just
taking a little break."
BLANCHE: "Do I pay you to
sit around all day and sing catchy little songs?"
SCOUT: "No. You
don't pay us at all."
BLANCHE: "Exactly. Now
get back to work!"
TUBBS: "But we're
hungry."
DIZZY: "And I'm
tired."
XEROX: "Yeah, me
too!"
PRINCESS: "And I'm a
little princess!"
BLANCHE: "Yes. You know that part in
Cinderella where she has to do all that scrubbing and cleaning and all that
hard work?"
PRINCESS: "Yes?"
BLANCHE: "That's my
favorite part too! Now get moving!"
BLANCHE grabs a broom and starts threatening the ORPHANS with
it. ORPHANS all get busy working, wrapping presents, as MARV enters,
holding golden watch.
MARV: "Check out this
donation we just got!"
BLANCHE: "Give me
that!"
BLANCHE gazes at it with pure joy.
BLANCHE: "This will pay for that Hawaii
vacation! Just think, we sell all these donations, gift wrapping
them for a special Christmas delivery ..."
MARV: "And then
ALO-HA!"
CUE
HAWAIIAN MUSIC
MARV does the hula. ORPHANS
laugh at how ridiculous he looks.
CUT
HAWAIIAN MUSIC
BLANCHE: "Okay, that's
enough of that! Who wants dinner?"
ORPHANS rejoice.
TUBBS: “I’m hungry!”
XEROX: “Me too!”
BLANCHE: "Well now you'll
have to wait two more hours!"
ORPHANS groan.
BLANCHE: "Quit your
bellyaching, or nobody's getting a visit from Chef Ramen."
BLANCHE exits STAGE RIGHT, but she drops the watch. MARV
does not notice, and he moves to STAGE LEFT, texting someone.
TUBBS: "Aw,
man! Ramen noodles again?"
DIZZY: "I thought she was
going to cook something new."
SCOUT: "No, she said she
was going to cook us Ratatouille."
CLUTCH: "That sounds
good."
SCOUT: "Not with the
ingredients she uses. Think about it."
CAST sighs.
PRINCESS: "I don't like it
here. I want to live in a castle."
SCOUT: "Don't we all,
princess."
(An idea strikes SCOUT, who lights up a moment.)
SCOUT: "Hey, I got an
idea!"
TUBBS: "Does it involve
food?"
CLUTCH: "Quiet,
Tubbs."
(SCOUT whispers to CLUTCH, TUBBS, IZZY and DIZZY, who each nod
enthusiastically. They are clearly conspiring something
together. SCOUT grabs a bottle of some clear liquid.)
TUBBS: "Mister Marv sir?
MARV: "What do you
want?"
MARV joins others on STAGE CENTER.
DIZZY: "You left
something on the ground there."
XEROX: "Yeah, something
on the ground there!”
MARV: "Oh, we can't have
that, can we?"
MARV reaches down to pick up the watch, and isn't paying
attention to the following question fully.
SCOUT: "Oh, and you'll want to use hand sanitizer,
sir. Don't know where that's been do we?"
MARV: "Thank you."
MARV grabs bottle, and uses hand sanitizer. Only it
is not hand sanitizer, it is crazy glue.
MARV: "This doesn't feel like hand
sanitizer. Wait a minute... it feels like... glue! Not again!"
MARV slaps his forehead in anguish, but realizes this was a
foolish thing to do, as his hand is now stuck to his forehead.
MARV: "You are so much
trouble."
MARV rushes across stage to open door there, with one hand stuck
to his forehead. He reaches for the knob. But his other
hand gets stuck to the doorknob. He desperately attempts to escape,
to no avail.
ORPHANS point and laugh.
MARV: "A little help
here?"
MARV pulls a section of the door off, his
hand still stuck to doorknob.
LIGHTS FADE ON SCENE 1b
SCENE
2
SABLE and HOLLY stand together
SABLE: "So... why not
just call him or text him or whatever?"
HOLLY: "He doesn't
answer. Maybe he just doesn't care."
SABLE: "Or maybe he's too
busy right now?"
HOLLY: "It's the same thing. But
we'll get him this time, I'm sure. It's an ambush! He
always comes by this way to get a coffee."
SABLE: "How do you
know?"
HOLLY: "Hello? He's
my dad. And everyone calls him Daddy Starbucks!"
STEVE enters STAGE LEFT at a brisk pace, followed by an
entourage of assistants, male and female, including his SECRETARY.
STEVE: (to entourage taking notes) "And make
sure we look good for the cameras - it's all about appearances you know."
HOLLY: "Dad!"
STEVE stops short, causing a domino effect with his entourage
also stopping short, running into each other.
STEVE: "Holly! What
are you doing here?"
HOLLY: "I want to ask you
a favor."
STEVE: "You know I'm
working, sweetie."
HOLLY: "But we've been
working on this Christmas musical, and..."
STEVE: "I told you,
darling. I'm terribly busy this time of year."
HOLLY: "Which is why I
thought it would be a great idea if you..."
STEVE: "I can't right
now."
HOLLY: "You can't ever. You never have time for
me."
STEVE: "What?"
HOLLY: "You never have
time for me!"
HOLLY quickly steps off STAGE LEFT, with
SABLE chasing behind.
STEVE remains standing there, contemplating what just happened,
and then begins to walk towards STAGE RIGHT, a little slower paced than the
entry.
SECRETARY: "Your coffee
sir? Sir?"
STEVE is too deep in thought to hear the question. STEVE
keeps walking on the path he was. The entourage quickly catches up,
following STEVE off STAGE RIGHT.
As STEVE and entourage exit STAGE RIGHT,
HOLLY enters STAGE LEFT
HOLLY: "I used to think this was the most
wonderful time of the year...I guess Santa is a little too busy this
year."
This begins musical sequence WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES TO TOWN, with
HOLLY on one side of stage singing, and the scene at the right opening up to reveal
the kids in the orphanage also singing as they prepare presents for someone
other than themselves.
When song concludes, HOLLY sadly walks off STAGE LEFT, orphans
remain on their side in light.
CLUTCH: "Hey, what do you
want for Christmas?"
DIZZY: "I want a
bicycle."
XEROX: "Me too!"
TUBBS: "I want a
sandwich."
PRINCESS: "I want a mommy
and daddy."
ORPHANS think about this, and agree.
SCOUT: "Well don't get
your hopes too high."
CLUTCH: "It's only
dreaming, Scout. What do you want?"
SCOUT appears to be about to say
something meaningful, but stops short.
SCOUT: "A good night's
rest. Now no more talking, okay?"
PRINCESS: "But we need to
say our prayers."
SCOUT: "It's not going to
do us much good, I mean..."
PRINCESS: "PRAY."
ORPHANS see a very real threat, and immediately drop to their
knees in prayer as lights fade.
SCENE
3A
MARV and BLANCHE enter STAGE LEFT. BLANCHE is holding
a shopping bag. MARV possibly has a doorknob still stuck to his
hand.
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
The two sing a cynical version of the Christmas song, this time
with lyrics that celebrate pretty much all the things that people do wrong at
Christmas. The song is about them getting rich. Song
concludes.
STEVE enters STAGE LEFT, alone.
BLANCHE: "Well, Merry
Christmas! Almost done with your shopping?"
STEVE: "Almost. I just have to find
something for my daughter. Something... special."
BLANCHE: "Well, good luck with
that. We just want to thank you so much for your donation to the
orphanage."
MARV: "We were so happy,
we wanted to do a little dance!"
MARV begins to do the hula dance, but is stopped when BLANCHE
hits him with her shopping bag.
BLANCHE: "Stop playing
around."
STEVE: "Well, I'm glad
that donation is getting put to good use."
MARV: "That watch you gave the orphanage has a
lot of value. And there's no better gift than the gift of
time."
STEVE: "Excuse me?"
MARV: "There's no better
gift than the gift of time!"
STEVE is struck by this thought.
STEVE: "Yes, you're right. Look, you
seem like nice people. I had a thought: my little girl has been
wanting me to come to see her Christmas performance. But what if we
do something even better? What if we made arrangements to have that
performance done at the orphanage?"
BLANCHE: "Oh, but there's
so much going on this season already."
STEVE: "True."
BLANCHE: "And you have all those plans, and the
calendar is so full with lots of little dates and appointments. I
don't know how you do it!"
STEVE: (conceding) "Yes,
you're right."
BLANCHE: "Yes,
yes. You never have time for that."
STEVE: "What did you just
say?"
BLANCHE: "I simply said
you never have time for that."
STEVE is struck to the core.
STEVE: "You know something? Not long
ago, my own daughter just said the very same thing to me."
MARV: "Kids. What
can you do?"
BLANCHE, suddenly worried, strikes MARV
with her shopping bag.
BLANCHE: "Don't you worry
your busy little mind about us!"
STEVE: "NO. This
year will be different."
MARV: "What?"
STEVE: (happy) "Thank
you! Thank you both. You have given me an incredible
gift!"
BLANCHE: "We have?"
STEVE: "Yes! This year, I'm going to
give the best gift I can: my time. I'll arrange for the
church choir to come to your orphanage."
BLANCHE: "No, you don't
have to do that."
STEVE: "It's no problem at all, my
dear! I'm going to spend time with my daughter. And I
just want to bless your socks off!"
BLANCHE: "But..."
STEVE: "No buts! I am going to give
the two of you a Christmas you'll never forget!"
STEVE joyously marches off stage.
BLANCHE and MARV are left horrified, and do a REPRISE of IT'S
THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR, with lyrics filled with worry and
grief. Possibly in a minor key.
SCENE
4
SMALLER CHRISTMAS CAROL SUNG BY KIDS AT
THE CHURCH
Afterwards, SABLE and HOLLY walk in.
SABLE: "Practice seems to be going
well. Hey, even the flying snow angels haven't knocked anything down
tonight. But are you okay, Holly?"
HOLLY: "Of course I'm
okay. What makes you think I'm not okay?"
SABLE: "Well, there's the crying. And
the throwing things. Oh, yeah: and the breathing
fire."
HOLLY catches on.
HOLLY: "I'm sorry, Sable. Christmas
and I aren't just working out this year. I'm just not feeling
it."
SABLE: "You said that already. Maybe
it'll help if you get your mind off of those other things. Just
focus on making this Christmas show the best it can be."
HOLLY thinks on this.
HOLLY: "You're right. Christmas is
about what we do for others, not what we do for ourselves."
SABLE: "You got it. Besides, it's not
like your dad is going to come storming in to say Merry Christmas!"
STEVE storms in.
STEVE: "Merry Christmas
everybody!"
HOLLY: "Dad? Dad! What
are you doing here?"
STEVE: "I'm so sorry I've been too busy for you
lately. But I'm going to give you the best present I can possibly
give."
HOLLY: "You know Dad, I
don't want any more stuff for Christmas."
STEVE: "I know. That's why I'm giving
you ...myself. Let's spend some more time together."
HOLLY: "You really mean
that?"
STEVE: " Of course I mean that. And
I'd like to do something new and different this year. Why not take
our production to the new orphanage?"
HOLLY: "Dad, that's a great
idea! Wow! This is going to be the best Christmas pageant
ever!"
SABLE: "Uh... look over there,
Holly. It looks like Kevin the Snow Angel flew into the side of the
snow castle again."
HOLLY: (undeterred) "I take that
back. But it's still going to be a wonderful Christmas!"
END SCENE
SCENE
5
ORPHANS are scurrying, hiding presents they've been wrapping as MARV
and BLANCHE bark orders. Others are sweeping, polishing, dusting,
and picking up piles of clutter that are strewn about.
BLANCHE: "Hurry
up! We need to make this place so clean you can eat off the
floors!"
TUBBS: "But I don't see
any food on the floor."
BLANCHE: "You'll never
see food again if you don't move it!"
ORPHANS continue putting presents in hiding places, but one
present at side does not get put away.
MARV: "He could be here
any moment! What are we going to do?"
BLANCHE looks around quickly, and sees presents are all hidden -
she does not notice one at STAGE LEFT that did not get hidden.
BLANCHE: "We're almost there. We can
stall him a little. I mean, it's not like he's going to barge in
here and scream Merry Christmas."
STEVE happily barges in, behind him marching in SABLE and HOLLY,
MINISTER, and the CHURCH CHOIR.
STEVE: "Merry
Christmas!"
MARV: "Oh,
chestnuts."
ORPHANS are surprised. STEVE
looks around, a bit perplexed.
STEVE: "Is this the right
orphanage? What about all that money you've been raising?"
BLANCHE: "Oh, you are going to just LOVE what
we'll be doing with it. We've ordered all new furniture, new
clothes, and new cleaning supplies too. (whispering to STEVE with
excitement) We should get it just in time for Christmas!"
STEVE sees her enthusiasm, yet looks
slightly concerned.
STEVE: "Well I see you've got your work cut out
for you. Which is all the better reason for me to surprise your kids
with a wonderful little Christmas presentation!"
STEVE gestures at choir setting up.
BLANCHE: "How
delightful. You shouldn't have!”
STEVE: "But it's our
pleasure!"
MARV: (muttering) "No,
really. You shouldn't have."
On the other side of STAGE, HOLLY and
SABLE speak.
HOLLY: "This is it!"
SABLE: "This is
what?"
HOLLY: "This is what was missing. We
always get so busy having fun with our own Christmas plans that we sometimes
miss out on the obvious!"
SABLE: "Which is?"
HOLLY: "Christmas is about love, and giving to
others! And that's what these children need more than ever."
SABLE: "Yes, and they
can't find a place to stay. Doesn’t that remind you of anyone else
this time of year?"
SABLE gestures towards STAGE LEFT, where
MARY and JESUS are walking in.
SONG: WHO WOULD IMAGINE A
KING?
MARY sings, CHOIR DIRECTOR sings, CHOIR sings
While song plays, Nativity characters walk up to makeshift
stable, posing in Nativity set. STEVE joins SABLE and HOLLY at once
side.
SCENE
6
After song, time for "minister"
to present a mini-sermonette.
MINISTER: "The definition of an orphan is a
child whose parents are gone, a child who has been abandoned. And
this Christmas, there are many who feel that way - unwanted, lost, and left
behind.
Nearly two thousand years ago, a small baby named Jesus was
experiencing something similar to what you’re living with. Nobody
wanted him in their lives: there was no room in the inn, and no
place for Jesus to stay in Bethlehem. So, he stayed in an animal
stable with his family.
You know the story: a star shone bright, shepherds
marveled and angels sang. And as Jesus grew, he began to share the
good news of love: peace on earth and good will towards man. They
called him Emmanuel - 'God with us.'
And he is still with us, even until the very end. He
knows where you are. And He knows how you feel.
Let this season serve as a reminder: we have a
Heavenly Father who is not dead. And He certainly has not abandoned
us. He is alive, and with us always.
And His love for us was so great and wonderful... that he sent His only
Son.
This Christmas, remember that you are not an
orphan. You are not abandoned. You a child of the living
king."
PAUSE
PRINCESS: "So I AM a
princess!"
CAST laughs as MINISTER smiles
MINISTER: "And everyone
said…"
CAST:
“Amen.”
SABLE (to HOLLY): "So,
are you feeling it now?"
HOLLY looks at STEVE - they both smile.
HOLLY: "Yes. Yes
I am. Merry Christmas!"
HOLLY hugs SABLE
BLANCHE: "Well, we're all just so grateful. I
don't know how we can every show how thankful we really are!"
SCOUT: "I
know! Why not give him one of our gifts?"
SCOUT picks up lone present at RIGHT SIDE OF STAGE, marching
towards STEVE.
MARV: "Where'd you get
that present?'
DIZZY: "With the
others."
XEROX: "Yeah, the
others!"
BLANCHE: "Uh...
wait. That's something we were planning on saving for later!"
BLANCHE desperately tries to get over to SCOUT, but DIZZY, XEROX,
CLUTCH and TUBBS are in the way. SCOUT gets to STEVE.
SCOUT: "Now's as good a
time as any, right? Here you go, sir!"
SCOUT hands STEVE the present, and BLANCHE is out of
ideas. BLANCHE and MARV nervously start creeping towards STAGE
RIGHT, behind CAST.
STEVE: (friendly and smiling)
"A gift? For me? You shouldn't have!"
CLUTCH: "Open
it! Open it!"
STEVE: "Okay, if you
insist!"
STEVE quickly opens present, and pulls
out... his watch.
STEVE: "My watch? (looking for BLANCHE
and MARV) I thought you said you were selling these to raise money for the
orphanage."
BLANCHE: "We are! We just wrapped
that one because it will be a special delivery. Soon. And
we wrapped it really nice, see?"
CLUTCH: "Yeah, just like the hundreds of other
presents you just made us all hide! (oblivious to what he's giving
away) You should just see 'em!"
STEVE quickly turns to BLANCHE and MARV, anger in his
eyes. ENTIRE CAST looks at BLANCHE and MARV.
STEVE: "Do you have
anything to say for yourselves?"
BLANCHE looks at audience.
BLANCHE: "Exit stage
right!"
BLANCHE and MARV flee off STAGE RIGHT, as
ORPHANS celebrate.
HOLLY: "But who will take care of them now, Dad? Who
will take care of the orphanage?"
STEVE: "You heard the
pastor. No one is abandoned."
STEVE gathers ORPHANS around him.
STEVE: "I'll take care of
them."
ORPHANS again celebrate.
SCOUT: "This calls for a
party!"
TUBBS: "With lots of
food!"
PRINCESS: "And more
singing!"
HOLLY: "You're
right. And I know just the number."
HOLLY points to choir director, who nods
as the song JOY TO THE WORLD begins (with new arrangement).